Today’s news behind the news, with occasional commentary from our in-house writers, ‘BrandX’ and ‘SkeptiX’ – Updated throughout the day.

Exposing the latest woke supremacy, Big Brother and other culture war related items:






COMMENTARY ON THE BELOW ARTICLE: I have already told many of my closest friends, I will not be attending pubs, cafes, restaurants or cinemas with them should this be mandatory in the UK. Not many feel as strongly as I do, if anything at all. Disturbing – BrandX. 




COMMENTARY ON THE BELOW ARTICLE: Nothing to worry about. I mean, sure China is militarily expansionist, totalitarian in its politics/economics, externally aggressive, internally repressive and increasingly interfering in democratic societies. But nothing to worry about. An app’s an app mate – BrandX. 





COMMENTARY ON THE BELOW ARTICLE: Come on Elliot. Don’t be a bigot. Men should wear dresses too in the new postmodernist neo-Marxist utopia you are seeking to build.

Remember, late 2020, Candace Owens was attacked for suggesting otherwise when (another attention seeker) Harry Styles wore a dress. You don’t want to upset the new order Elliot, my good man.

One last tip. As a man… no-one cares about your feelings. You are expendable. So just wear the dress and shut up, you privileged oppressor you. Welcome to the club by the way – BrandX.















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